Self-proclaiming

"two ears, one mouth
listen more, talk less"

The Time is Not Yet Coming

baru dpt call dr Cinoo, my twin.
mengadu.. baru break up ngan si jahanam tu.
tula degil, dulu kita cakap dia tu memang jahanam. tapi kan awak tak mau pcaya kita.
sampai awak buang kita, cakap kita takda hak nak halang awak nak brcinta dengan sapa2 pun.
alasan? sebab kita takda boifren. tak faham, tak tahu macam mana rasa disayangi dan menyayangi.
kita diam aje. tersentap tidak. amik hati pun tidak.
salahkan iklan fair and lovely yang selalu portray orang putih cantik dan kurus sahaja layak untuk ada boifren pun tidak.
love is blind as always. takpe kita faham tu.
and kita masih gedik amik tau hal awak kan? sbab awak adik kembar kita. tetap.

kita tanya, why break up?
awak keje nye asik nangis, nangis, nangis aje.. cuba jangan lemah boleh tak!
oh come on, rugi gile nangis sebab lelaki.
oke fine. kita slow talk ngan awak.
later on, baru awak cerita yang si jahanam tu pasang dua.
dan lagi, awak rasa macam nak kebumikan dia hidup2 bila dia dengan selamba tayang orang baru tu betul2 depan muka awak.
dan lagi, awak rasa macam kena tanam hidup2 bila si jahanam tu sedang brcinta ngan seorang lelaki. sekarang.
yes, awak sambung menangis sebab awak kalah dengan seorg lelaki.
tak pasal2 kita pun menangis sama. fark btul ah.
si jahanam tu. bukan awak.
dan kita serious tak tau nak console awak mcm mane. kita sorry sgt.
nanti kita datang kat awak, okey? kita janji!
tunggu paper kita habis tau Cinoo.

cubit peha kiri, peha kanan pun terasa.
dahla, sekarang terasa macam nak jadi anti-lelaki.
tapi tau, tak boleh kan.
hawa memang berasal dari tulang rusuk adam.
cuba brterima kasih sikit kitorg sanggup, sudi nak tolong pegangkn tulang rusuk kau.
tanpa sebarang syarat. tanpa sebarang pilihan.

tulang rusuk sape laa yang aku punyai sekarang ni.
ntah2 tuan nye dah meninggal.
sebab tu aku single. tsk.. tsk..
ah lantak. tak pernah kisah.
sebab aku sudah ada yang aku sayang.
lebih dari segala. apa2.

shundut and shintul dulu2. cumel sampai rasa nak awetkan jangan kasi kamu besar. tsk.. tsk..

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no more tempat cumel tu lagi for shundut and shintul. kasihan. anak mummy sudah gumuk ah sekarang. em takpela, nanti mummy try usha lagi tempat yg wayyyy cozier than this besen. oke? :)

mari2. kasi close-up sikit. say hye to shundut! ;)

introducing Louis, my very good listener who would always listen to my rumbling babbles at almost everytime. ngek ngek.

i love animals more than human being.
tolong jangan tanya kenapa. pretty please.

Jaw Dropped

oh-em-ji!! oh-em-ji!!
i'ts 2 in the morning
and im still here in front of mr.lappy
doing nothing.

haven't studied for my multicultural counseling yet
and not even remember where did i put the book.
the sound of penetrating water moving through the piping in the toilet somewhat makes me feel the goosebumps. ah shait!!
why on earth all the horror movies lingering all over my wall???
dark water? oh my. oh my.

lalalalala...~
let's pretend not to hear any of the sounds when im here all alone
at 2 a.m. yes, im with no one people :)
how to get rid of these spooky-ness?
oke think think think think think.

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these piccas would always work on me. ho yeah!!
taraaaa!!!

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Dare to be a Teacher? *please insert winking smiley here*

hey, ya!
i thought of sharing with you some sort of entertainment while you are finishing what is supposed to be finished at this moment. heh *pointing this to myself*
i've come across these pictures in my sister's facebook.
a friend of her has linked her student's test paper.
i gave out a long loong sigh upon seeing their so-called answers.

let pictures do the talking :)







how on earth did they come out with such answers?
some of them were quite smart, weren't they? ahaha
its a test paper after all..
as we are exam-oriented, everything need to follow the syllabus and whatnot.

teachers wannabe, be ready to face such things! let's rock the students :)

tak tahu

sebab tak pernah ditanya
jadi terasa pelik bila ditanya

sebab tak pernah diambil kisah
jadi terasa pelik bila diambil kisah

sebab tak pernah mengerti
jadi terasa pelik bila terpaksa mengerti

sebab bukan cara untuk menerima
jadi terasa pelik untuk belajar menerima

sebab terbiasa seorang
jadi terasa pelik bila lebih dari seorang

sebab terbiasa tidak sabar
jadi terasa pelik apabila terpaksa bersabar

sebab masih mencuba
jadi terasa mungkin akan mengambil masa



p/s: malaysia tetap masih ada hati untuk tolong indonesia.
aku rakyat malaysia.
perlu ada hati untuk menolong juga.
jika tidak tolong orang.
cukuplah untuk tolong diri sendiri
menjadi lebih baik pun tak mengapa.
tapi bagaimana cara?
semua usaha dirasakan salah sahaja.
tak mengapa. berusahalah sahaja.

terima kasih malaysia =)

That's Why I'm Still Alive

friends come and go
but true friends stay

im feeling down because of friends
im feeling high because of friends too
laughing, giggling, get gossiping, arguing, hugging
only God knows how my life would be without friends
its such an honored to have my besties my yayang, wani, pana
n others too :)

put aside all the hectic schedule,
thanks a bunch to wani who accompanied me wandering in subang without any purpose
haha. sounds odd but whatever~
we had soooo much fun tho.

and the best part is...
she bought me this!!! :)







oh yea,
solving this bloody rubik's cube is still a failure :(
why on earth i can't solve this!!! shait.
(sampai tertido aku bwat mende alah ni mlm td oke. sedeyh!)
McChicken, anyone?

aaaaa... tensi2!!

sape bjaya ajar aku yg lembs ni how to solve this rubik's cube.
aku blanja McChicken..
pretty please??






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